Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Bet you didn't expect to see this!

That's right, we're back! Albeit, briefly. Amy left our beloved San Francisco back in August and after nine long, agonizing months she and Carissa are finally reunited in San Francisco for a weekend of their usual antics and debauchery. Enjoy!

P.S. We were wrong, this is Episode 8! Clearly we were too wasted to remember...or count...

Friday, May 15, 2009

No rest for the wicked

In case you haven't noticed, we haven't posted lately...for several reasons, although the main one is 'cause we're busy earning a higher education! So, yeah, school. Finals. That kind of thing. Bare with us as we get through this last week. And while you're waiting enjoy this little gem from long ago starring a couple of our good buddies.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Episode 7 -- Cinco de Mayo Edition

While we might only know a little mangled Spanglish, we do know the true meaning behind the phrase "Cinco de Mayo" and no--it has nothing to do with Americans getting wasted. But that didn't stop us from having a little fun last night. Watch as we give a recap of our night and talk about upcoming events. Plus, an apology, a retraction, a drunk roommate and some Mexican house dresses. Ay, ay, ayyyyyyye!


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Bra Burners and Trick Turners

Boobies seem to be a dying commodity these days. Not enough attention is paid to the two ladies sittin' front and center, so Amy and I decided that we had to give our ta-ta's some much needed T.L.C. While shopping for bra's can be tedious and time consuming, we decided to pamper our perky pillows right by going to Nordstrom and having the lovely lingerie ladies help us out. It seemed to be an awkward experience at first, but turned out to be worth the embarrassing exposure to strangers and the having to stare at our half-naked bodies in full lighting and full-sized mirrors for an hour. With that being said, listen in as we re-hash the experience along with some other goodies and of course, a pint of B&J.

Get yer freak on,
Kiss xx

Friday, May 1, 2009

Three's Company! Episode 5

Welcome to the wonderful world of Zackary Sorenson! Between studying, eating and skating he was finally able to give us a little of his precious time, (after much coercion, of course) and we roped him into being on camera. Yay! So enjoy his take on--what else? Us! Our craziness, eating habits and quirks. Without Zackary, we would be nothing! Actually, that's not completely true; but the dishes would never be done and our rent would never be paid--yikes!

threes company too

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

There's No Crying In Sloshball! Episode 4

Just when you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous we're back to prove you wrong, jerks! We had a pretty fun weekend which is pretty standard, I guess. Highlight being our fun filled Saturday spent playing SLOSHBALL with the BERNALAMO boys in Golden Gate Park. It was about 12 hours of pure nuttiness. Lots of fun in the sun, drinking beers, peeing in bushes, dancing about, and just making an all around mess of ourselves. We hope you'll enjoy this little recap vid, and for more fun from that night, head over to bernalamo.com and check out their take on the whole thing, including a fabulous video featuring yours truly sliding into home plate! . . .err, sorta. ENJOIIIII! xxKissxx

PS> Amy wanted to apologize for being such a trash talker and for looking like trash as well. We can't help it. We're dirty birdies and we like it that way. LotsOLove


Saturday, April 25, 2009

Episode Three

It's finally here! Episode three! In #3 we talk about the long weekend we had last weekend and all the debauchery to be had; plus what we're up to this weekend. Enjoy!